There are times when I wish this was an adult site. This post specifically. The images that can accompany these ridiculous requests actually exist! But alas, we cant show them here so i will do my best to add tasteful photos to match the tasteful questions that you people have asked Google. I sure hope nobody ever looks at what I google… this job takes me to the dark places on the internets in search of stories. Try not to laugh at some of these queries.
“If I’m truly practicing safe sex, should I wear a condom when I masturbate?”
Could there be a safer sex? I think not.