Craziest Instagram Feed EVER: #Thingsiliftwithmyvagina

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Kim Anami is not like other girls you will meet. She is not only a holistic sex and relationship coach, according to her Instagram profile she is, and i quote: “Vaginal weight lifter. Surfer.”

So this woman travels the world and has somebody take photos of her as she carries a vast amount of weight, from her vagina. Why? I don’t know my friend, but its like watching a trainwreck…I can’t turn away.

#thingsiliftwithmyvagina #eurotour In Barcelona at Gaudi’s Parc Güell, lifting a bowl of paella. When I first discovered Gaudi’s architecture years ago, I fell in love. Here was someone with such a unique, splenderous vision, who dared to be different. His buildings are orgasms of the imagination. Asymmetrical, mosaic-lain, fantasy-driven pieces. Originals. People often say things—bullshit things—like “there’s nothing original out there” or “it’s all been done before.” Only un-original people say such things. Original people are too busy creating new work. When you are truly in tune with your own voice, your own gifts, and you are courageous enough to use them, you make original work. Work the world has not seen before. The key? The thing that separates all the replicas from original brilliance? Having the guts to do it. Because when you put something out there that hasn’t been done before, you’ve stepped off the well-trodden path of safety. You have no idea how it’s going to be taken. And you know what? You don’t give a shit. Because the only thing you are faithful to is your own muse. And if you are following its guidance, really, boldly following it, it will lead you into greatness. Beyond greatness. Into genius. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #eurotour #vaginalkungfu

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The LA Series. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina And the Oscar goes to… My vagina. Best Supporting Vagina winner, for sure. I’m standing on Hollywood Boulevard, on the Walk of Fame. My vagina is hovering over the “star” of Hedy Lamarr. Some historical vagina for you: Hedy is the reason why most of you are even reading this right now. You could say she’s the most influential woman of our modern age. Not only was she touted in her day as being the “world’s most beautiful woman” by Louis B. Meyer, she had the first non-pornographic onscreen orgasm in the 1933 silent film “Ecstasy.” My kinda girl. It gets better. Tiring of acting, she took up inventing. Lamarr co-developed a frequency-hopping spread spectrum technology that is the basis for modern wifi communication. She registered the patent with her cofounder in 1942 and was inducted into the Inventor’s Hall of Fame in 2014. Beauty, brains, vagina. Even I’m impressed. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #vaginalsuperpowers #bestsupportingvagina #theoscargoesto #oscars

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#thingsiliftwithmyvagina The Bali Series. Cliffside infinity pool. With mangos. I love me my tropical fruits. My Vaginal Kung Fu Salon begins tomorrow—my 8-week online course to vaginal mastery. In this vaginal immersion, we touch on everything from multiple orgasms to pelvic strengthening to using your vagina to magnetize what you want and how to leverage your sex life to increase your cash flow. Yes. It's the sex and how-to-use-your-vagina education that you never received. You'll learn: – Step-by-step instructions for your vaginal weight lifting practice, thereby putting yourself in the running for the Guinness Record for world’s strongest vagina – How to channel orgasmic and creative energy into everyday life accelerating your productivity at work and your stamina in relationships – Ancient Taoist practices used by courtesans in the emperor’s court of China to increase vitality, beauty and sexual expertise – How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina. Sign up here (link also in bio): http://kimanami.com/vaginal-kung-fu/ #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #tropicalfruitsiliftwithmyvagina

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