15 Signs a Guy Has Never Had a Girlfriend

He doesn’t have a nightstand.

Sure, the nightstand is a great place for an alarm clock, a lamp, your glasses, and a book, but we all know that the official function of a nightstand is a storage unit for condoms, lube, and any other item you’d like to have at the ready during sex. Really, who wants to stop having sex long enough to go searching through their sock drawer (or worse yet, medicine cabinet) for condoms? A guy without a nightstand has never had sex regularly enough to know its true function.


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